Dance with Me



buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

(via rollerskater)

babyferaligator:

its a science lab in a science lab
Reasons to Date Me

samanthadeeeee:

  • i don’t like wearing pants
  • i never leave the house so i’m always available
  • i laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to
  • we can just watch movies and make out
  • ??????
  • i have boobs (kind of)
  •  
  • please

(via rollerskater)

"Thanks. It has pockets!"
every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

(Source: captainmarvel, via rollerskater)

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